21.12.2011
Now, here's somebody who's on the lookout for any sort of food or vittals left lying around. This is Window-Peeper, and you can occasionally see his hat and the rims of his heavy glasses poking
up above the sill of your kitchen window, as he gazes longingly inwards at the various pots and pans, all hubbling and bubbling with tasty foodstuffs in the making.
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20.12.2011
The Sausage-Swiper is today's villain...he hides in the rafters of the kitchen, and steals the sausages being smoked over the fire whenever he gets the chance ! Of course, it must be a little
difficult having to endure the smoke for all that length of time, but Sausage-Swiper is a Yule Lad on a mission, and he will not be easily deterred from securing his quarry ! This
super-heavyweight sausage on the left, is about to be consumed with a lip-smacking relish borne of long winter nights and an endless wait for Christmas.
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19.12.2011
Well...it was only a matter of time before the Yule Lads turned their attention to their stomachs, once more !! Enter Skyr-Gobbler stage left, his mission in life being to misappropriate skyr
whenever he can. Now, for the uninitiated, skyr is a dairy product from Iceland and physically similar to strained yogurt, although technically it is actually a very soft cheese...but not
cheesey...if you know what I mean. Anyway, it is very healthy and ultra-low fat, and is now available in a selection of yogurt-style flavours. Skyr-Gobbler says that he is partial to the Vanilla one,
although Strawberry is his favourite.
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18.12.2011
Now, Door-Slammer has come to town ! He loves to slam those unfastened doors...especially when everybody is tucked up all cosy and warm in bed at night. This is the time of year when the wild winds
blow, and those old doors are always rattling away on their hinges. Sometimes the doors break free, and the wind comes whistling and roaring around the house like a demon...then the wind leaves...the
door slams...and there is silence once more. Some people blame the wind for the slamming doors...but, others know better !
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17.12.2011
Today, Bowl-Licker comes to town, and you might find him in the bedroom rather than the kitchen. He hides under beds waiting for someone to put down their 'askur' (a type of bowl with a lid, used
instead of plates), which he then steals. Now, given that in Olden Days one might expect to find...shall we say...a "choice" of bowls under a bed, then I should imagine that Bowl-Licker's particular
weakness comes with a certain degree of personal risk !
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16.12.2011
Ah...time to be wary in the kitchen, once more ! Pot Scraper is on the go. There was a time when he was also known as Pottasleikir (Pot Licker), but like all naughty criminals, he likes to
change his name every so often in a vain effort to elude the forces of law and order, and certainly whomsoever is working in the kitchen. So, after a hard day's toiling over the stove...and before
you put all the pots in the sink for washing, just have a quick look in each to make sure this fellow isn't doing the job for you !
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15.12.2011
Today's Chrismas miscreant coming to town is...Spoon-Licker. His Icelandic name is derived from "Thvorur", a long-handled wooden spoon, and the verb "sleikir", to lick. He is extremely thin, and
probably suffering from malnutrition. As we are gradually introduced to the Yule Men, one by one, you will see that they have some favourite places they like to hang out...and, the kitchen is high on
that list. So, when going about the daily culinary chores, it's wise to use those eyes in the back of your head to watch the spoons !
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14.12.2011
Stufur (Stubby in English) comes to town today, and stays for the customary two weeks. He is abnormally short, and steals pans from the kitchen in order to eat the crusts left on them ! Of course,
this is the time of year when wives (and occasionally husbands, too) the length and breadth of the country, are baking cakes, pies and biscuits, so Stufur is always hanging around kitchens to see
what he can pinch !
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13.12.2011
Giljagaur, or
Gully Gawk, hides in gullies and waits for an opportunity to sneak into the cowshed and steal the milk. Like the other Santa's, he stays for two weeks also...so, you had better make sure that the
cowshed door is properly secured at all times !
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13.12.2011
Stekkjastaur is
the first Santa...and his English title is Sheep Cote Clod. He spends his time harassing and worrying sheep, but is impaired by his stiff wooden legs ! He arrives on the 12th and stays until the
25th, so you had better keep all your sheep safely indoors for those two weeks !
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